Sunday Drama

Yesterday was daddy’s day for watching baby. Things kicked off around 6:30AM and didn’t wind down until 8PM or so. There was only an hour and a half nap in between, so things started getting a little dramatic the last few hours. The top photo is after I had the audacity to set him on the floor while taking off my shoes. What was I thinking?!
It was also a slasher weekend. Zane’s nails are almost trimmed to the first knuckle and yet he managed to self-inflict multiple face wounds.
Lots of crawling yesterday and lots of walking. He still reverts to his “cry while crawling” mode sometimes, usually when there’s only a foot of crawling left to reach his dad. Something like, “Yeah, yeah, I’m crawling but you could pick me up already!” I’ve found the best means to motivate Zane is the TV remote. He’ll walk or crawl at warp speed, with a happy-zombie look on his face, just to get a shot at playing with the remote. There’s something to be said for multi-colored, rubbery buttons that don’t make sound effects every time they are pressed.
Food note: while picking up food yesterday I ran across this jar of baby food. Wild Alaskan Salmon looks interesting but I didn’t have any idea what fructooligosaccharides were until I got back home. Why would you need artificial sweeteners in baby food, especially one that primarily consists of sweet potatoes?
Today’s contest: count the slashes!

Why add a substance to baby food, known to produce gas and discomfort?
FOS and inulin are fermented by most bacterial species in the intestine, including Klebsiella, E. coli [5] and many Clostridium species which are considered less-friendly bacteria in the gut. These species are mainly responsible for the gas formation (hydrogen and carbon dioxide), which results after ingestion of FOS. Most people can eat 5-10 gram of FOS without discomfort, whereas others already have problems with 1 gram. The estimated optimal dose for adult humans is around 5-10 gram/day
— JJ · 7 April 08 · #
‘Zactly!
— Jer · 7 April 08 · #
ITS A PLOT TO MAKE US ALL FAT, WITH BAD TEETH, AND ENRICH THE SUGAR COMPANIES, AND HIDE TRUE FLAVOR. AMAZING ALL THE FOOD THEY SLIP IT IN. GLAD ZANE GOT HAPPY AGAIN.
— phil · 7 April 08 · #