I know it’s probably part of their sales training and all, but when you see a dad chasing his two year old up and down the aisles without showing any interest in things for sale why ask, “Is there something I can help you find?”
A few answers come to mind:
Why, yes, how about ropes for tying up this kid?
Which aisle do you carry the “mind your father” spray?
Yes, I’d like a nap. He’s all yours…
Yeah, he’s looking for his dorm room fridge, any suggestions?
Ask me again after four more laps…