Dr. Seriousimo

Ah, just as I expected. If left unchecked I fear that you may experience severe laminar pronation, ultimately leading to an outbreak of hoc est enim corpus meum.

Simply put, that’s what it’s all about. Let me demonstrate.

Last night we were playing in his room and it was getting close to bedtime. “Hey, do you want to take a bath?” I mention offhand. He stood up, walked out of the room and down the hall, and then stood in front of bathroom complaining that the door was shut. Once the door was open he headed straight to tub and probably would have crawled in (a dry tub) fully dressed if I hadn’t stopped him. Still working on the concept of removing clothes first and then bathing.

Have I mentioned teeth lately? Like in the last five minutes? No? Well, how about these chompers!