A Mullet??

Zane putting on his heroic face after learning (from Aunt Becky & Uncle Chris) that his dad left him with a mullet for a hairdo.
“Do you want me to cut the rest of your hair Zane?” his Dad asked.
“No.” Zane proudly responded, refusing to give into fashionista pressure. “No.”
We settled back with our pork rinds, beef jerky, and sarsaparilla to contemplate the universe…while waiting for our possum to finish barbecuing and listening to Skynard, of course. Frankly we prefer to call it a Vokuhila or a Mulle, like all of the cool Euro kids.
His hair is somewhat like Mickey Rourke’s in The Wrestler. He can do a pony tail, or a braid, or…..
— phil Halstead · 16 June 09 · #
Sweeet Home Alabama….
— cah · 16 June 09 · #
If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck…its a duck. Or a mullet…as the case may be.
Look on the bright side. He wears it well. AND maybe he’ll have a break out dance hit like the “achy breaky heart”…look what the mullet did for ole Billy Ray!
— Becky Halstead · 17 June 09 · #